The merc with a mouth's personal assistant

hipsters-watch-tv:

bethums:

fantastcbeasts:

Lex is by far one of the greatest make up artists on YouTube, seriously, her work is just perfect in every way agh 

then there’s me lookin’ like

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Queen’s Guard performs Game of Thrones theme tune outside Buckingham Palace

funkies:

teens who get expensive brand new cars as soon as they get their license

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me: whats your opinion on tampons
little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
little brother: why
me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
me:
little brother:
me: that is a fantastic point

anonymousnerdgirl:

eattheclones:

i hope one day there is a halloween party where daniel radcliffe goes as frodo baggins and elijah wood goes as harry potter 

imagine the havoc

imagine the photos

Only if Ian Mckellen goes as Dumbledore and Michael Gambon goes as Gandalf.

cat owner: hears noise from the next room over
cat owner: i don't know what you're doing, but i know that you should stop
generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

w-y-s-f:

wow.

w-y-s-f:

wow.