The merc with a mouth's personal assistant
sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t
friend: ever since i started having sex i think i might be into super kinky stuff
me: oh really like what
friend: idk my bf handcuffed me last night
me: whoa that really is kinky
me internally: weak
boara:

they’ve arrived

boara:

they’ve arrived

What does seventy million years mean to beings who live one-millionth as long? We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it is forever.
Carl Sagan, Cosmos pg. 27 (via wethinkwedream)
dunkindont:

i dont care whats going on here but i want in

dunkindont:

i dont care whats going on here but i want in

systemofadowny:

bambi-sass:

By the way, what he say?He can tell I ain’t missin no meals

Yes

systemofadowny:

bambi-sass:

By the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain’t missin no meals

Yes